Karaoké-bar

Casse-dédi à Thor vu qu'il écoute du Manowar

Artiste : Therion, initialement Manowar
Morceau : Thor (the powerhead)

Black clouds on the horizon
Great thunder and burning rain
His chariot pounding, I heard the heavens scream his name

I watched as he shouted
To the giants that died that day
He held up his hammer high and called Odin for a sign

Thor the mighty, Thor the brave
Crush the infidels in your way
By your hammer let none be saved
Live to die on that final day
Gods, monsters and men
We'll die together in the end

God of thunder, God of rain
Earth shaker who feels no pain
The powerhead of the universe
Now send your never ending curse

I watched as he shouted
To the giants that died that day
He held up his hammer high and called Odin for a sign

Thor the mighty, Thor the brave
Crush the infidels in your way
By your hammer let none be saved
Live to die on that final day
Gods, monsters and men
We'll die together in the end

Swing your hammer to crack the sky
Lift your cape so that you might fly
Back to Odin and gods on high
And leave this mortal world

Thor the mighty, Thor the brave
Crush the infidels in your way
By your hammer let none be saved
Live to die on that final day
Gods, monsters and men
We'll die together in the end
Odin

Dope - My Funeral

Now, as I lay here in the dark
And I think back to the start
I know some things have to end
for the next one to begin

I walk alone, free at last
I feel the pressure letting go
from the very bottom, of my soul.
Flesh and bone fall to past like the ashes in the rain.

And fade away...

It's my Funeral,
welcome you all.
This is the end of the line,
So thank you for coming along.

My time has come,
I don't wanna leave you behind,
But this one I'll do on my own!

Now, as we stand two worlds apart,
the time's hardened up my heart.
From a world of no regret,
that I hope won't soon forget.

I walked the line on broken glass,
I let the passion take control,
of the very bottom of my soul.
Cross the line, fade to black,
hold the candle to the flame,
and light the way.

To my Funeral,
welcome you all,
This is the end of the line,
so thank you for coming along.
My time has come,
I don't wanna leave you behind,
But this one I'll do on my own.

The Pierces - Secret

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btoqY0y8ii4&feature=related

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket,
Taking this one to the grave.
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

Why do you smile
Like you have told a secret ?
Now you're telling lies
Cause you're the one to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret
Why when we do our darkest deeds
Do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living hell
Cause everybody tells
Everybody tells…

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

Look into my eyes
Now you're getting sleepy
Are you hypnotized
By secrets that you're keeping?
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…

[spoken]
Alison?
Yes, Catherine.
I have something I want to tell you, but
you have to promise to never tell anyone.
I promess
Do you swear on your life?
I swear on my life

[end spoken]

You swore you'd never tell…
You swore you'd never tell…

You swore you'd never tell…
You swore you'd never tell…


Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…
(x3)

Yes two can keep a secret
If one of us is…. Dead.

Sympa Hime, j'dore la chute!

Portal 2 - GLaDOS : Want you gone.

Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom take it,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as heavy),
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up,
So I could live forever,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Well you have been replaced,
I don’t need anyone now,
When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go make some new disaster,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re someone else’s problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.

BlazBlue -> Black Onslaught (Unlimited Ragna Theme)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJZV6P0zNI

Who can I say, not one knows the vast divide!
That ain't gonna fall off, getting lost outta your mind!
Beast with the saints, chains of lightning, whipped debris!
Everywhere I go is burned down to ashes now take on the wall!!

Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
'Cause there is no man...
Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
No, now it's too late...

Falling from above! Death from above!
We should never be!
What a big, big mistake!

Falling from above! Death from above!
It's too late to be!
What a big, big mistake!

Fine! Crime! No ways to pay!
Life! Death! Nothing to remain!

Who can I say, not one knows the vast divide!
That ain't gonna fall off, getting lost outta your mind!
Beast with the saints, chains of lightning, whipped debris!
Everywhere I go is burned down to ashes now take on the wall!!

Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
'Cause there is no man...
Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
No, now it's too late...

Falling from above! Death from above!
We should never be!
What a big, big mistake!

Falling from above! Death from above!
It's too late to be!
What a big, big mistake!

Fine! Crime! No ways to pay!
Life! Death! Nothing to remain!

Read my own lips...
I'm the last to go...
Finally it's time...
Oh hell, I'm gone!!

Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
'Cause there is no man...
Pullin' in the reigns and hold back the hunger!
No, now it's too late...

Falling from above! Death from above!
We should never be!
What a big, big mistake!

Falling from above! Death from above!
It's too late to be!
What a big, big mistake!

Fine! Crime! No ways to pay!
Life! Death! Nothing to remain!

*débarque avec une guitare et se met à chanter*

Psychostick - We ran out of CD space, AkA mOn HyMmE !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLQy-aMMD4M les paroles sont trop excellentes.

What if the world was made of glazed donuts ?
You would be like "man thats fuckin sweet",
I can't believe the world is made of donuts.

What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur ?
What if you peed out of your nose ?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico ?
Or Trapezoids ?
Or Texas and Hawaii ?

What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with ?
What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts making all the donut people pissed ?

What if your face was made of bumblebees ?
You would be like "dude this really sucks,
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees"
What if your Dad was made of rainbows ?
You would be like "OMG that's lame
I want a Dad made out of ninja robots."

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce ?
What is a hot dog was your tongue ?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass,
And fire ants,
And three meat jambalaya ?

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate ?
What if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees
Insuring there would be no escape ?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs?
You would be like,
"Awwww look at the puppy dog.
Awwww come here, come here
Awwww watch you doin little guy ?
Watch you doin?
Who's the puppy dog ?
You the puppy dog !
Its a puppy dog
Its the puppy doggies ! "

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes ?
What if your butt was on your chest ?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream,
And nacho cheese,
And pure sulfuric acid ?

What if the world was made of-

Merde, INNIS avait déjà mis Want you Gone...
Link!

In the metal of fight
When we always stand together
In the metal of fight
And the victory is near

In the metal of fight
When we always come together
In the metal of fight
And they always dare you fall

Lucifer in starlight

In the metal of fight
When I see there’s no tomorrow
In the metal of fight
When my heart is open wide

In the metal of fight
In the victory tomorrow
In the metal of fight
When I see this hungry were

Lucifer in starlight

Lucifer in starlight

Lucifer in starlight

Je ne peux m’empêcher d'écouter ça, surement à cause de Daft Punk.

Kanye West ft Daft Punk-Stronger


Work it, make it, do it, makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger

(Work it harder, make it better)
N-n-now that that don't kill me
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
Can only make me stronger
(More than ever ever after)
I need you to hurry up now
(Our work is never over)
'Cause I can't wait much longer

(Work it harder, make it better)
I know I got to be right now
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
'Cause I can't get much wronger
(More than ever ever after)
Man I?ve been waitin' all night now
(Our work is never over)
That's how long I've been on ya

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
(I need you right now)
More than ever ever after
Our work is
(I need you right now)

Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a fuck what they all say, right?

Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask ?cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real fuck anymore?

Bow in the presence of greatness
'Cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake shit

So go ahead go nuts, go ape shit
Specially in my Pastel and my Bape shit
Act like you can't tell who made this new gospel
Homey take six and take this, haters

(Work it harder, make it better)
N-n-now that that don't kill me
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
Can only make me stronger
(More than ever ever after)
I need you to hurry up now
(Our work is never over)
'Cause I can't wait much longer

(Work it harder, make it better)
I know I got to be right now
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
'Cause I can't get much wronger
(More than ever ever after)
Man I've been waitin' all night now
(Our work is never over)
That's how long I've been on ya

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
(I need you right now)
More than ever ever after
Our work is
(I need you right now)
(Me likey)

I don't know if you got a man or not
If you made plans or not
If God put me in ya plans or not
I'm trippin', this drink got me sayin' a lot

But I know that God put you in front of me
So how the hell could you front on me?
There's a thousand you's, there's only one of me
I'm trippin' I'm caught up in the moment, right?

'Cause this is Louis Vuitton dime night
So we gon' do everything that Kan like
Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well I'd do anything for a blonde dike

And she'll do anything for the limelight
And we'll do anything when the time's right
Uh, baby you're makin' it
(Harder, better, faster, stronger)

(Work it harder, make it better)
N-n-now that that don't kill me
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
Can only make me stronger
(More than ever ever after)
I need you to hurry up now
(Our work is never over)
'Cause I can't wait much longer

(Work it harder, make it better)
I know I got to be right now
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
'Cause I can't get much wronger
(More than ever ever after)
Man I've been waitin' all night now
(Our work is never over)
That's how long I've been on ya

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
(I need you right now)
More than ever ever after
Our work is
(I need you right now)

You know how long I've been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

Don't act like I never told ya
Don't act like I never told ya

Don't act like I never told ya
Don't act like I never told ya
Uh, baby you're making it
(Harder, better, faster, stronger)

(Work it harder, make it better)
N-n-now that that don't kill me
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
Can only make me stronger
(More than ever ever after)
I need you to hurry up now
(Our work is never over)
'Cause I can't wait much longer

(Work it harder, make it better)
I know I got to be right now
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
'Cause I can't get much wronger
(More than ever ever after)
Man I've been waitin' all night now
(Our work is never over)
That's how long I've been on ya

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
(I need you right now)
More than ever ever after
Our work is
(I need you right now)

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
(I need you right now)
More than ever ever after
Our work is
(I need you right now)

You know how long I?ve been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

You know how long I?ve been on ya?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

Our mother God we hold the sword in holy times
We are the war, we never see the light
The order call, we all will take more human wine
And we toast to the night

We fold our hands, we keep the bible in our minds
Our father God, we are the hordes of Cain
And though you run we will take you and we find
Any type, any vein

We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we call the sanguine saints
We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we open your veins

Our father lord, we are the demons of the wild
When all we pray, stand the fight as one
We tame the storm, we are the martyrs in the light
Take your soul when you run
We are the dark, we are the saints of blood at night
We hear the call, when the moon shines red
We grab your body, in morning all we are
Satisfied when you are dead

We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we call the sanguine saints
We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we open your veins

We drink, we drink, we drink your blood
Kyrie eleison
We drink, we drink, we drink your blood
Kyrie eleison

We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we call the sanguine saints
We drink your blood
When the midnight sky is red
We drink your blood
And we open your veins
We drink your blood

J'ai caché un lien, je vous met au défi de le trouver!

Hoobastank - Is This The Day


Is this the day? My final curtain call ?
What have I done? Looking back on it all.
So many have cried. Out of love, out of faint.
Unsaid “goodbye”. Is this the day?

And if it is – I’ll be okay
With letting go of everything.
I’ll leave it all behind, it’s been quite a ride.
So many laughs, so many tears.
All my dreams and all my fears
Will all get washed away. If this is the day.

Is this the day, that I’ve been preparing for?
Mending the wounds, that I’ve should have done before.
And all of the love. Love that I gave away.
Will I now what it’s for? Is there something more?
I’ll found out if this is the day.

And if it is – I’ll be okay
With letting go of everything.
I’ll leave it all behind, it’s been quite a ride.
So many laughs, so many tears.
All my dreams and all my fears
Will all get washed away. If this is the day.

Is this the day, when I’ll finally get answers
To questions that I’ve had so long?
And is this the day that there’ll be no tomorrow?
For tomorrow I could be gone.

But you don’t have to cry.
I will be alright.
You don’t have to cry.
I will be alright.

Cause if it is – I’ll be okay
With letting go of everything.
I’ll leave it all behind, it’s been quite a ride.
So many laughs, so many tears.
All my dreams and all my fears
Will all get washed away. If this is the day.

If it is – I’ll be okay
With letting go of everything.
I’ll leave it all behind, will no say “goodbye”.
So many laughs, so many tears.
All my dreams and all my fears.
Will all get washed away. If this is the day.

If this is the day.
If this is the day.
Cause I will be alright

Powerwolf (Again... And again, and again!)
Phantom of the funeral

The phantom, the phantom,
The phantom, the phantom,
The phantom, the phantom rising

For the cross we all would die
On the way to Golgotha
Raise your fist and don't think twice
Murder Judas in the night
For Jesus Christ, the laws of the underworld
Jesus Christ, have taken all control

Fight your fight
Phantom of funeral
Side by side
Out of the darkest night
Fight your fight
Will you believe today
Your religion, the fortune to pray

Blood was raining from the sky
Seven demons in the light
We storm the gate, the order right
When we pray at night, I told you
Jesus Christ, the lord of the second birth
Jesus Christ, I take you at your word

Fight your fight
Phantom of funeral
Side by side
Out of the darkest night
Fight your fight
Will you believe today
Your religion, the fortune to pray

Mind your head, the phantom of the dead!

Phantom! Phantom! Phantom of the funeral
Phantom! Phantom! Phantom of the funeral
Phantom! Phantom! Phantom of the funeral
Phantom! Phantom! Phantom of the funeral

Butterfly :

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky

I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai.
Where's my samurai

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colors in the sky

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

\o/

Someone told me, to live is to die,
I never thought it would come to this...

Like I told you, I did it for you,
how could you change your mind?
You're liar

(Save me! I'm calling you! You took my life!)

This is a dirty town, indulging ??
I think I saw you pass me by.

(Save me! I'm calling you, you took your life, for my pride!)

Remember me as I drift away.
Convert with the voices far away.
Remember me as I walk away.

(to live is to die)

Remember me as I drift away.
Convert with the voices far away.
Remember me as I walk away.

Murder!
Lies!
Corrupting my life!

My eternal. Do you remember?
Can you still hear my voice?
From my pride!

(Save me! I'm calling you! You took my life, again!)

It's gonna come around.
All back to hunt you.
Don't think I'll pass you by.
No lies....

(Save me! I'm calling you! You turning me off!)

Remember me as I drift away.
Convert with the voices far away.
Remember me as I walk away.

Remember me as I drift away.
Convert with the voices far away.
Remember me as I walk away.

Murder! Lies! Corrupting my life!
Murder! Lies! Corrupting my life!

Link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3J4wVU38wo

Rage Against The Publicitaires ==> La musique est dans ma signature, il faut télécharger un dossier Zip, car, youtube ne l'a pas.
 

Mec: Les petits cours particulier du mec qui tente de se faire une musique de générique en étant une quiche intergalactique en solfège.

Dora: Et qu'est pas doué pour les titres. (paf!) Aïe!!

(musique)

Mec: On a tous déjà reçu un coup de téléphone de la part d'un publicitaire désireux de nous vendre des choses dont personne n'a jamais besoin.

Publicitaire: Hé, toi là! Hé, salut!

Dora: Qui, moi?

Publicitaire: Ouais, toi! Ça te dit d'acheter une valise pour sachets?!

Dora: Heu non pas vraiment, je...

(vlan!!)

Dora: Aïe!! Mais mais!! Il m'a donné un coup de téléphone, ce malade!!

Mec: Dans une telle situation, en général, un « non merci ça ne nous intéresse pas » suffit à les calmer. Mais honnêtement, quitte à se faire harceler, autant s'amuser un peu non? Ces pauvres gens doivent en effet avoir une vie terriblement ennuyeuse, c'est un acte de charité que de leur fournir quelques anecdotes amusantes à raconter le soir au bistro. Voici donc quelques méthodes pour se débarrasser des publicitaires en leur faisant perdre un maximum de temps.

(bruit)

Mec: Méthode numéro 1: le client exigeant.

(téléphone)

D: Oui allô?

Vendeuse: Oui bonjour monsieur, je représente l'entreprise de vente de vitrages et de fenêtres blindées, êtes-vous aux normes de sécurité?

D: Hmm non en effet, je n'ai pas de double vitrage.

V: Ah, alors seriez-vous intéressé par une petite étude gratuite?

D: ça dépend, ça dépend... Vous vendez des fenêtres pour bunker?

Vendeuse: … Pardon?

D: Est-ce que vous avez des fenêtres blindées pour bunker anti-atomique?

V: … Quand vous dites bunker, vous voulez dire...

D: … La structure en béton armé servant de protection contre les attaques nucléaires, oui.

V: Bon, vous savez qu'en principe, dans un bunker, on évite d'aménager des points faibles comme des fenêtres dans les murs...

D: Oui je sais, mais il paraît que les champignons atomiques ont de jolies couleurs, alors bon... Attendez, à moins que je confonde avec les amanites phalloïdes... Ou avec les champignons hallucinogènes? Hmm...

V: Est-ce que vous êtes vraiment sérieux, monsieur?

D: Ha ha... Non.

V: Est-ce que vous allez vous faire enculer monsieur?

D: Ah désolé, ça ne nous intéresse pas. Au revoir!

(raccroche)

Mec: Méthode numéro 2: le mauvais client.

(driiing)

D: Oui allô?

V: Bonjour, ici l'entreprise de vente de vitrages et de fenêtres blindées, souhaitez-vous que nous fassions une étude gratuite?

D: Hmm ça dépend... Concrètement, qu'est-ce qu'une fenêtre blindée peut m'apporter en matière de sécurité?

V: Oh, eh bien, les voleurs ne pourront plus entrer en brisant un carreau, vos vitres seront plus résistantes, et...

D: Ah, ah excusez-moi, c'est ma faute, je me suis mal exprimé. Je reformule ma question. Qu'est-ce qu'une fenêtre blindée peut m'apporter de plus par rapport à, mettons, des caméras de surveillance, des chiens de garde, des barbelés, des miradors, des tourelles automatiques, des mines anti-personnelles et une bande de vigile armés qui font des fouilles rectales systématiques à tout visiteurs? Non parce que vous voyez, je travaille légèrement à la DGSE, donc bon... Niveau sécurité, on a ce qu'il faut. M'enfin bon, c'était bien tenté. Au revoir!

V: Mais... Mais...

(raccroche)

Mec: La méthode agent John Johnson.

(driiing)

D: Allô?!

V: Oui bonjour, je vend des fenêtres blindées, ça vous intéresse?

D: (soupir) Je suis en pleine négociation avec des terroristes, on est au bord d'une crise diplomatique mondiale, les silos à missiles nucléaires sont déjà ouverts et vous, vous trouvez rien de mieux que de me téléphoner pour me demander si j'ai besoin de fenêtres blindées?! Bah vous avez vraiment le don pour appeler au bon moment vous! Au revoir!!

V: Hein?! Mais mais!!...

(raccroche)

Mec: La méthode du client cynique.

(driing)

D: Allô?

V: Oui bonjour, je représente l'entreprise de vente de fenêtres blindés et de double vitr...

D: Ah, ah désolé, ma maison va passer sous un pont, ça risque de couper, je... Crrrr, allô? Allô, je vous entend plus! Crrrrr...

V: Hein?! Mais... Mais heu... Mais...

(raccroche)

Mec: La méthode Docteur House.

D: Oui allô?

V: Allô bonjour, je vend des double-vitrages, ça vous intéresse?

D: Ah vous savez, des vitrages j'en ai plein mes fenêtr...

(...)

V: A... Allô? Monsieur?

D: Des fenêtres...

(raccroche)

Mec: La méthode Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris: Allô?

V: Allô monsieur Chuck Norris? C'est l'entreprise de vente de fenêtres blindées!

Chuck Norris: Ah, vous tombez bien, je fais justement une promotion sur les miennes. Vous prenez tout le stock à 800 000 euros le mètre carré, et j'envisage de ne pas vous foutre un coup de pied au cul, d'accord?

V: Euh... J'ai le choix?

Chuck: Non. Je suis Chuck Norris.

V: D'accord.

Mec: La méthode Henri Castafolte.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je vend des fenêtres blindées!

D: Ah mais c'est super! Ah vraiment, super, surtout quand on fait une heure de détour pour échapper à ces connasses de fenêtres...

V: P... Pardon?

D: Non non parce que, il faut arrêter avec ce discours à la mode... Les fenêtres sont gentilles, les fenêtres sont pas si différentes... Heu, moi j'veux bien être humaniste hein mais à un moment va falloir arrêter les bullshit. Les fenêtres, elles sont pas comme nous! Et elles sentent mauvais!...

V: … Euh...

D: Et me dites pas qu'on a pas été sympa avec elles! Elles ont déjà toutes nos façades à pourrir, non, il faut qu'elles viennent nous casser les couilles ici! En bas!! À... à deux pas d'ici déjà j'les ai vu bouffer toute une famille de portugais, le père, la mère, le fils, le chien!! Le chien!! C'est c'est...

(muuut... muuut...)

D: Hem... Allô?

Mec: La méthode du visiteur du futur.

V: Allô bonjour, on vend des fenêtres!

D: Ça m'intéresse pas.

V: Ah bon? Pourquoi?

D: … Bah vas-y... Dis-le si ça te casse les couilles...

Mec: La méthode Hitomi Kurtzmann.

V: Allô bonjour, je me présente, je suis Deborah de l'entreprise de vente de fenêtr...

Hitomi: Aaaaaaaah Debora, meinen Coli, bri!!! Ich bin so glücklig dich wiederzusehen!!

V: (rire hystérique)

Mec: La méthode Hippolyte Kurtzmann.

(driiing)

Kurtzmann: Hrmff QUOI?

V: Allô monsieur Kurtzmann? On vend des fenêtres!

Kurtzmann: Jaaaa Bluuuuuut Bluuuuuuut arghargharghaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!

Mec: La méthode Noob.

V: Bonjour monsieur, nous vendons des fenêtres, ça vous intéresse?

G: Tu veux entrer dans ma guilde?! Ahyuk!

Mec: La méthode Amiral Ackbar.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

D: IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!!!

Mec: La méthode Vincent Tim.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

Vincent: Salut.

Mec: La méthode François Pérusse.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

François Pérusse: TA GUEUUUUUUUUUUULE!!!!

Mec: La méthode Pen Of Chaos.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

D: CHAUSSEEEEEETTE!!!!

Mec: La méthode Flo.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je... Euh...

D: Tartetourtetartetourtetartetourte... Tourte, TOUUUUURTE!!!!

Mec: La méthode LSN.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

D: CHECK MON ACTUALITEEEEEE!!!

Mec: La méthode Isthun.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

D: KAOKOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Mec: La méthode Knarf.

V: Bonjour monsieur, je...

D: Attendez ne quittez pas.

(Musique Lost Frontier)

V: Heu... Je... Pfff.

Mec: Et enfin ma préférée... La méthode Matrix.

Agent X: Allô?

V: Bonjour monsieur, je vend des fenêtres blindées, et je...

Agent X: 'Tendez, j'arrive.

V: Hein? Heu...

(bruit de passage par téléphone)

Agent X: NYA HA HA HAAAA!!

V: AAAAAAH!!! (pan pan) Argh argh argh!!!

Mec: Voilà, maintenant que vous savez comment vous débarrasser de ces impromptus publicitaires, vous verrez que comme par hasard ils ne vous appelleront plus du tout et vous empêcheront par là-même de vous amuser à tout tester. Moua ha ha ha haaa...

D: … Ou comment utiliser la loi de murphy comme un filtre anti-spams téléphonique.

(Coin!)

Je deviens fou à chaque fois que j'écoute celle-ci et elle me rappelle trop de bons souvenirs

Morning Star -- Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles:

Dreaming of the stars on high
That speak to me in secret sighs
Drifting on a breeze
Only I can feel and hear

Could it be the sacred wind
That's pulling me to now begin
To walk into the dark
Carrying the light of tomorrow

Need to walk the wings of high
Beyond the earth, beyond the sky
C'mon don't hesitate
Don't look back we've got to go now

Don't fear
You'll be safe with the one
Morning star watching over all

Deep inside so silently
My heart must beat
Deep inside of me
Memories flickering and shimmering on
Endlessly

Keeping close to the path
Morning star watching over all

Moving over endless mountains up so high
Walking to the light
Your heart will
See the path and you will find your way
Just wait and see

Moving under endless skies oh so high
Tomorrow we'll follow, when in doubt,
Your promises today
Just wait and see