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Je met presque toujours cette musique lorsque je poste, elle m'inspire ^^"

Artiste : Theatre Of Tragedy (Je ne suis pas réellement sûre..)
Titre : A Distance There Is

Musique'

Come in out of the rain thou sayest -
but thou ne'er stept'st aside;
And I am trapp'd - A distance there is...
None, save me and the bodkin - pitter-patter on the roof;
Behold! - 'tis not the rain; thence me it has to be -
I will not drink thy vintage wine, my dear;
Thou hast heed'd that I am of innocence,
Yet thou let'st thy lass into peril -
Thou let'st me be parched;
My heart is of frailty, my pale skin is hued damask.
When thou thy tears hast hidden,
"Come back!" thou sayest - There I soon am to be -
But how am I to run when my bones, my heart
Thou hast me bereaft - But run thou sayest;
I run - And there and then I behold
that a time will come when I again dead will be.
Thou tell'st me to leave without delay -
I leave with my bodkin and my tears in my hands;
Lo! - the shadows, the sky - descending;
So by a dint of smite I gait ere I run and melt together with dusk.
In my mind in which is this event,
But it seems as if naught is to change anyway?!
After all these years thou left'st me down in the emotional depths -
The sombre soaked velvet-drape is hung upon me,
Turning my feelings away from our so ignorant world;
All the beautiful moments shared, deliberately push'd aside -
...a distance there is...

Artiste: Crush 40

Titre: Knight of the Wind

Album: Sonic and the Black Knight OST

Like a sword!
I run!
Into the heat of day!
Like a Knight!
I fight!
Until the fight is won.
In the rain!
I save!
Each and every,
each and every,
each and everyone.
Til this war is won.
And I live!
To rule!
By the sword!
Drafting through the every inch of the power,
the power in you.
As I sit!
As I stand!
By the pain of life's demands!
My kingdom.
Like a knight
of the wind.
A knight of the wind.

Musique

Candle In The Wind
By Elton John

Goodbye England's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our country
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Loveliness we've lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch we'll always carry
For our nation's golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
Your candle's burned our long before
Your legend ever will

Goodbye England's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
Goodbye England's rose
From a country lost without your soul
Who'll miss the wings of your compassion
More than you'll ever know

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And you footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Artiste: Oldelaf et Monsieur D

Titre: Le café

Pour bien commencer
Ma petite journée
Et me réveiller
Moi, j'ai pris un café
Un arabica
Noir et bien corsé
J'enfile ma parka
Ça y est je peux y aller

«Où est-ce que tu vas ?»
Me crie mon aimée
«Prenons un kawa
Je viens de me lever»
Étant en avance
Et un peu forcé
Je change de sens
Et reprends un café

A huit heures moins l'quart
Faut bien l'avouer
Les bureaux sont vides
On pourrait s'ennuyer
Mais je reste calme
Je sais m'adapter
Le temps qu'ils arrivent
J'ai l'temps pour un café

La journée s'emballe
Tout le monde peut bosser
Au moins jusqu'à l'heure
De la pause-café
Ma secrétaire entre :
«Fort comme vous l'aimez»
Ah mince, j'viens d'en prendre
Mais maintenant qu'il est fait...

Un repas d'affaire
Tout près du Sentier
Il fait un temps super
Mais je me sens stressé
Mes collègues se marrent :
«Détends-toi, René !
Prends un bon cigare
Et un p'tit café...»

Une fois fini
Mes collègues crevés
Appellent un taxi
Mais moi j'ai envie d'sauter
Je fais tout Paris
Puis je vois un troquet
J'commande un déca
Mais recaféiné

J'arrive au bureau
Ma secrétaire me fait :
«Vous êtes un peu en r'tard
Je me suis inquiétée»
Han ! - J'la jette par la f'nêtre
Elle l'avait bien cherché
T'façons faut qu'je rentre
Mais avant un café

Attendant l'métro
Je me fais agresser
Une p'tite vieille me dit :
«Vous avez l'heure s'il vous plaît ?»
Han - Je lui casse la tête
Et j'la pousse sur le quai
Je file à la maison
Et j'me sers un - devinez ?

«Papa, mon Papa,
En classe je suis premier»
Putain mais quoi ?
Tu vas arrêter de m'faire chier ?
Qu'il est con ce gosse !
En plus y s'met à chialer !
J'm'enferme dans la cuisine
Il reste un peu d'café

Ça fait quatorze jours
Que je suis enfermé
J'suis seul dans ma cuisine
Et je bois du café
Il faudrait bien qu'je dorme
Mais les flics vont m'choper
Alors je cloue les portes
Et j'reprends du café..."

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=eFnvxOmm6tc&e

Bloody Pleasures
Blutengel

Let me touch your skin
Let me see your eyes
You will taste this sweet pain
You will like to suffer for me
See the light in my eyes
Feel the razorblades on your skin
See your sparking blood
Let me drink your life


And in my world of temptation
I will wait for you
I'll show you all the pleasures
There's so much we can do
Don't be afraid my darling
Let me be your guiding light
Don't be afraid my darling
There's no reason for you to hide


I kiss you from your feet
To your open mouth
I can hear you cry
When your blood begins to flow
I can smell your flesh
I can see your greedy eyes
You like to kiss me
With your bloody lips


And in my world of temptation
I will wait for you
I'll show you all the pleasures
There's so much we can do
Don't be afraid my darling
Let me be your guiding light
Don't be afraid my darling
There's no reason for you to hide

('Avais envie de continuer... pas taper...)

Origine et description: A la base, c'est la Chanson de Gaston de la Belle et la Bête, mais version Don.

[Kohana]
J'aime pas quand t'as l'air malheureux Don,
Et complètement raplapla.
Tout le monde voudrait être dans ton harem, Don,
Même quand c'est pas la grande joie.
De tout les deux plans, c'est toi le plus crains,
C'est toi le préféré des acheteurs.
Toutes les femmes devant toi sont à genoux
Et c'est pas difficile à comprendre ...
Le plus beau, c'est Don,
Le plus costaud, c'est Don,
Et personne n'a une ***** de taureau comme Don !
Un caïd qui a du chien et des manières,
Et du chic et de la prestance.
Demandez à Plume, Nico Robin ou Kenza,
Elles vous diront tout de suite sincèrement ce qu'elles en pensent.

[Les Clients]
Le plus chouette, c'est Don,
La vedette, c'est Don !

[Kohana]
Et personne n'a comme lui une chainette au poignet !

[Don]
J'ai un corps d'Apollon, du plomb dans la tête !

[Les Clients]
Ah, quel champion ce Don !
Hip-Hip Hourra, Hourra Hip-Hip !

[Kohana]
Don, sept sur sept,
Tout le reste vaut tripette.

[Les Clients]
Le plus fort, c'est Don,
Le plus riche, c'est Don.

[Karen]
Quand tu le mets sur un lit,
Personne mord comme Don !

[Plume, Kenza et Nico Robin]
C'qu'il est grand, c'qu'il est beau et bien bâti !

[Don]
Çà c'est pas du biceps en papier !

[Kohana]
Il n'est pas impuissant, ni riquiqui.

[Don]
C'est vrai ! Et mon torse velu fait ma célébrité !

[Les Clients]
Le plus classe, c'est Don,
Le plus coriace, c'est Don.

[Kohana]
Au concours des harem, personne viole comme Don !

[Don]
Je suis vraiment très doué en esclavagisation...

[Les Clients]
C'est bon mon Don !

[Don]
Quand j'étais petit, j'me faisais quat' douzaines de lycéennes,
Pour être fort, pour me sentir à l'aise.
Maintenant qu' je suis grand, j'en prends quarante-neuf,
C'est pour çà que je suis le Roi des balèzes !

[Les Clients]
Personne manipule comme Don,
Personne soumets comme Don.

[Kohana]
Et personne n'a le portefeuille ni les esclaves de Don.

[Don]
Je collectionne les petites filles, j'en ai plein la maison !

[Les Clients]
C'est toi le champion ... Don !

I don't wanna stop De Ozzy Osbourne


I Don't Know What They're Talking About
I'll Make Up My Own Decisions
This Thing That I Found Ain't Gonna Bring Me Down
I'm Like A Junkie Without An Addiction

Mama Don't Cry I Just Wanna Stay High
I Like Playing With Danger And Fear
Everybody's Walkin' But Nobody's Talkin'
It Looks A Lot Better From Here

All My Life I've Been Over The Top
I Don't Know What I'm Doing All I Know Is I Don't Wanna Stop
All Fired Up, I'm Gonna Go 'til I Drop
You're Either In Or In The Way, Don't Make Me I Don't Wanna Stop

Why Don't They Ever Listen To Me
It's Just A One Way Conversation
Nothing They Say Is Gonna Set Me Free
Don't Need No Mental Masturbation

Too Many Religions But Only One God
I Don't Need Another Saviour
Don't Try To Change My Mind
You Know I'm One Of A Kind
Ain't Gonna Change My Bad Behaviour

All My Life I've Been Over The Top
I Don't Know What I'm Doing All I Know Is I Don't Wanna Stop
All Fired Up, I'm Gonna Go 'til I Drop
You're Either In Or In The Way, Don't Make Me I Don't Wanna Stop
All My Life I've Been Over The Top
I Don't Know What I'm Doing All I Know Is I Don't Wanna Stop
All Fired Up, I'm Gonna Go 'til I Drop
You're Either In Or In The Way, Don't Make Me I Don't Wanna Stop

I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop
I Don't Wanna Stop

[solo]

All My Life I've Been Over The Top
I Don't Know What I'm Doing All I Know Is I Don't Wanna Stop
All Fired Up, I'm Gonna Go 'til I Drop
You're Either In Or In The Way, Don't Make Me I Don't Wanna Stop
All My Life I've Been Over The Top
I Don't Know What I'm Doing All I Know Is I Don't Wanna Stop
All Fired Up, I'm Gonna Go 'til I Drop
You're Either In Or In The Way, Don't Make Me I Don't Wanna Stop

Euh...ouais.


I'm blue dababee dabedaa...

Slipknot - Psychosocial

I did my time and I want out
So effusive - Fade - It doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning - The sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your deserts - Go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in - getting smaller again
I'm Done! It has begun - I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial!

There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now theres only emptiness
Vernomus insipid,
I think we're done - I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

THE LIMIT'S OF THE DEAD!

Fake anti- Fascist lie
I tried to tell you but
Your purple hearts are giving out
Can't stop a killing idea
If it's hunting season
Is this what you want?
I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Oldelaf et Monsieur D

Les Super Heros

Je suis Silverloup 2000 avec ma meute on protège les foules
Moi en fait je suis sa meute et on m'appele Manimoule
Moitié homme, moitié loup, 100% loup d'argent
Lui c'est un sourd muet c'est pépito notre aide de camp

Silverloup transmutation
Manimoule... Franchement la non

Si vous croyez que j'ai pas des super-pouvoirs vous vous trompez parceque par exemple
Je peux... je... si je veux je... bon ça c'est pas un bon exemple
Ah si! je fais des ultrasons que seules les moules entendent
(cri)NON!! ca fait super mal si ça continue je quitte la bande

Tient dis nous quels sont tes pouvoirs toi mon fidèle Manimoule
Moitié homme, moitié moule, et moitié rassuré, costume 100% cool
La vie, l'ennemi, l'injustice ensemble on les pourfends
Chef je pense qu'il faut s'barrer car voila les méchants

Silverloup transmutaion
Manimoule transmutation
Aller en avant Manimoule!!

Le chef des méchants il est trop naze il nous envoie des navettes toutes nulles
Et moi je persiste a dire que mon costume il est ridicule
Ses navettes je les pulverise avec des ultrasons (cri)
AAAAAAAAAAAh! ca fait super mal!! -pardon...
Pepito passe nous des flingues -Non moi je veux qu'on m'appelle le couguar!!
Mais alors mais euh tu parle! - Et oui c'est ca mon super pouvoir!
Allons mes amis vers la justice et la liberté
Allons à l'attaque mon pouvoir c'est de super-marcher!

Silver loup Trans.. ah non c'est bon...
Manimoule transmutaion
Pepito... - Non! le Cougar! -Ah oui Pardon
Feu, force, flamme super action...
On defend les oiseaux les fleurs,
On ne connait pas la peur
Oui en fait ça dépend pour la peur
Ouai mais on est toujours vainqueur...


You tube: Oldelaf et Monsieur D - Les Super Heros

Chanson qui me tient à coeur ... 

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no you know it will always just be, me

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)

Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention.
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no you know it will always just be, me

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beatIs it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no you know it will always just be, me

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)

Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention.
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Dance to this beat

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no you know it will always just be, me

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
And hold a lover close
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Dance to this beat
And hold a lover close
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster

Panic ! At the disco --> Lying is the most fun with a girl can have without taking her clothes off

La traduction est amusante ...

Artistes: The Adventures of Duane and BrandO

Titre: Sonic Rap

"Sonic":Sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same rockin' the red shoes blue 'do voodoo curse upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse like this Dr. Robotnik Eggman dude he thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude just wait until I see him again he'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did c'mon

That's why they call me Sonic I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined and when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit, spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit and when you can't take it anymore I do it again because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends man AIN'T NOONE GONNA BE FUCKIN' WITH ME

"Robotnik":Well hardy har har it's the egg with the most Dr. Robotnik, Sonic, time to go you're toast I appear in every act with my eggman ride new moves new plan no place to hide every time you think you win I go back to my lab creatin' new obstacles to foil your plan
"Sonic":everything about you but your rhymes are fat did I do that

"Tails":Hey Sonic tell player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes that shit hurts even with these infinite lives I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you on a mission to turn you into robot stew it's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro any time any place if you slow down though shit if you miss it I'll get it you got a problem I'm on it we'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic leave 'em runnin' in smoke

don't forget to hit the save state back at the post we'll need the emeralds when we get to the end or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game don't hit me I'm just bein' a friend we're gonna make it to the thing we're gonna speed right through show these bitches how we do what we do what the fuck where'd you go I'm talkin' to myself what the hell happened to you

I'm that 2 tailed fox with them fly ass moves you'll go no no no don't act like you don't know these moves are dope you'll go no no no no packin these rings bitch it ain't no thing you'll go no no no Tails is the name Sonic's right hand G you'll go no no no no no
"Sonic":shut the fuck up

Yo Tails where the rings at gimme some more gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick gimme a hand Tails gimme a lift
"Tails":OK
"Sonic": thanks a lot lil buddy now go the fuck away I got a SUPERSONIC attitude hear what I'm sayin' gotta get those CHAOS EMERALDS and go super saiyan somebody's gotta mf save the day and I'm the only one quick enough to stay outta the way watch your back if you know what's good for you I will hit you in your fat head with my big red shoe that fuckin' robot makin' mf's ruinin' my mood c'mon Tails let's annihilate this Eggman dude now the plane's goin down but we're almost there I'll smell ya later Tails wish me luck
"Tails":NO FAIR
"Sonic":I just wanna eat chili dogs smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log I don't even really fuckin care


"Metal Sonic":I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath
I got a dick like a chainsaw I'll cut you in half HAHAHA
"Sonic":Bring it on you can't replace this based on me on a first name basis
why the fuck are you rappin so slow
who do you think you are, LEO CAMACHO?
"Metal Sonic":Error does not compute !
shoot my system froze reboot !
scanning loading converter...
I am Sonic insert girder
"Sonic":WTF is this mothefucker bullshit that Robotnik just won't quit
I'm tired of this shit I want a chili dog I'm the real motherfucker Sonic The Hedgehog activating spin ball motherfucker don't make me laugh I'll get you next time mf I just shut your ass down Don't ever compare me to LEO...

1,2,3 here we come with the rings it's Sonic and Tails bitch pack your things I learned a couple of magic tricks you can call me Houdini I got the CHAOS EMERALDS barely competing
"Tails":You're so clever Sonic where do you come up with these rhymes sorry I'm in a bad mood I've been waitin' outside how 'bout you gimme a chance to be your sidekick guy
"Sonic":Keep up that attitude I'll punch you in your eye

"Knuckles":Sup lil bitches yo my name is Knuckles and I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles so take a step back unless you wanna get knocked 'cos I'm a bad mf with some wicked dredlocks so I'm lookin' at ya Sonic 'cos ya think that you're fast but if you go round for round then you're never gonna last because your rhymes are old bro I think it's a no go you sound kinda shitty like Duane & BrandO but that's how it goes so don't get me pissed I got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fists and I fly through the air with the greatest of ease I'm gonna get a 1up bustin' up some TVs bitch please I'll put your ass on disability then pimp smack your ass take away your credibility wait I gotta turn it around we gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through right to your HQ with my n in blue
"?":and he's fast too
"Knuckles":he is who man I told you get drunk with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik

"Sonic":I got it under control Tails I'll get them shitz back when ya fuck with a mf like me you'll get bitch slapped I'm way too fast bitch understand mfs talk shit and get the back of my hand like all day long and every night I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice but I'm blue not white not wrong too right I'm so groovy I'm outta sight like General Patton I'm not talkin 'bout Mike I'm old school fool Tails take the mic

Dodgin bombs way cool as we enter the arch thumbs up mf we be comin' with sparks to get the rings back emeralds up that's the way we do it punk bring it on tear it up absolutely don't give a fuck we're the mf team flyin by with skill one rhyme left goin' in for the kill I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind 120 in my pocket p-p-plenty of time fast approachin' let me jump these bombs straight through the hole like I'm fuckin it nah it doesn't really matter 'cos I see it right there it's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care for sure

"Robotnik":It's time to meet your doom Sonic I'm hauntin' your dreams with my mean bean pokey thing killin' machine BRRRRRRRRRRRR

"Sonic":WTF did you say I wasn't payin' attention I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention let's end this now I got shit I gotta do you mf mfer fuckin whoobity doo
"Robotnik";You'll never make it Sonic I'm the king of this game all you woodland creatures are all the same I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog check my MySpace bitch I posted a blog
"Sonic":I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was log you better let my friends go you gluttonous hog I'll DOWN+A your face let go of me tubs it's been a long day chubby I gotta get me some grub I'm starvin'

"Robotniks"So you want a chili dog too bad I'm back
"Sonic":What's that you said you're fat we knew that
"Robotnik":BRRRRR I'm not fat I'm big boned
"Sonic":Yeah right mf tell that to Star Jones lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab you gotta lose that weight you gotta call yourself a cab
"Robotnik":That's enough mf I'll throw my arm at you Sonic -initiating targeting sequence-
"Sonic":Where'd you go Robotnik KAPOW I rumble the ground do you think you can destroy me now You cow you fuckin big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch I'm gonna cook you over easy HUMPTY DUMPTY

"Robotnik"I will destroy you and your friend Tails too
"Sonic":I really don't think that's gonna happen RoBUTTnik I got the CHAOS EMERALDS -SUPERSONIC-
"Robotnik":Well hardy har har 3 cheers for you I'm really mad now you have no clue AROOO
"Sonic":I'm not listening mf
"Robotnik":I'm waggin my fist from the seat of my ride with these pokey fingers there's no place to hide
"Sonic":Still not listening mf Anyways I'm gonna fuckin tear your fuckin shit apart I gotta shit I'm gonna fart I think I sharted OH NO!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUbhqYLuqY

Sake De Bink
Brook de l'équipage de chapeau de paille

Paroles:

Japonais

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Umikase Kimakase namimakase
Shio no mukou de yuuhi mo sawagu
Sora nya wa wo kaku tori no uta

Sayonara minato tsumugi no sato yo
Don to icchou utao funade no uta
Kinpa ginpa mo shibuki ni kaete
Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiri

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Warera kaizoku, umi watteku
Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo
Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro

Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni
Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase
Okubyoukaze ni fukakerya saigo
Asu no asahi ga nai jo nashi
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume
Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo
Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
DON to icchou utao, unaba wo uta
Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo
Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Français

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

En allant livrer le saké de Bink
Au rythme de l'air marin, en chevauchant les vagues
Le joyeux soleil du matin traçant des cercles dans le ciel
Au rythme du chant des oiseaux

En disant au revoir au port à nos amis
Chantant tous en choeur dès que nous aurons mis les voiles
Les vagues or et argent nous éclaboussant de leurs écume salée
Allons tous ensemble jusqu'au bout de la mer

En allant livrer le saké de Bink
Nous, les pirates naviguant sur ces mers
Avec les vagues comme oreiller et le bateau comme perchoir
Arborant un fière tête de mort sur nos drapeaux et nos voiles

Haut dans le ciel une tempête éclate
C'est là que les vagues se mettent à danser tambours battants
Si tu perds ton sang-froid, ce pourrait être ton dernier souffle
Mais si tu t'accroches, le soleil se lèvera encore

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

En allant livrer le saké de Bink
Aujourd'hui et demain, nos rêves chevauchant la nuit
En échangeant nos adieux, nous ne nous reverrons jamais
Mais ne sois pas triste car la lune éclairera tes nuits

En allant livrer le saké de Bink
Chantons tous en coeur au rythme donné par les vagues
Peu importe qui tu es, il ne restera que tes os à la fin
Notre joyeuse aventure ne se terminera jamais

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Pass'que ça me fait bien marrer!!!

Laisse
Ce qui te retient
Délaisse
Ce qui t'appartient
Détache le lien qui lentement se resserre
Car cette vie t'indiffère
Et ne te ressemble en rien
Ces rêves ne sont pas les tiens
Si tu restes, tu vas manquer d'air
Il suffit de...

Tout envoyer en l'air
Je saurais comment faire
Je crois, qu'c'est inscrit dans nos gênes
Je sais, qu'on est capable de...

Tout envoyer en l'air
Sans regards en arrière
Et c'est le moins que l'on puisse faire

Qui ose faire, le pas de l'évolution
Je veux seulement des visages et des corps en ébullition
Pour enfin changer d'air
Dans une autre dimension
Venez assister ensemble au réveil d'une génération
Qui veut seulement...

Tout envoyer en l'air
Je saurais comment faire
Je crois, qu'c'est inscrit dans nos gênes
Je sais, qu'on est capable de...

Tout envoyer en l'air
Sans regards en arrière
Et c'est le moins que l'on puisse faire

J'veux...
Tout envoyer en l'air
Je saurais comment faire
Je crois, qu'c'est inscrit dans nos gênes
Je sais, qu'on est capable de...

Tout envoyer en l'air
Sans regards en arrière
Et c'est le moins que l'on puisse faire

Je reprends le sujet  Et je met que les lyrics, que je trouve marrants 

Edit: Je met aussi la chanson




"You Don't Love Me Anymore" Weird Al Yankovic

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore